hiho wrote:
Moron pubs?

Eve K !
And no it wasn't a spelling mistake !
(Bet you thought I meant mormon pubs, like do they have pubs?

)
Meant those bars that you have on
'Cheers' and we have on
'Coronation Street' and
'Eastenders' where everyone drinks in the same bar every night/week and sits in the same seat, with the same company.
Many moons ago I went to Africa for five years and on the night I left I went to my local bar for a farewell drink, and seen all the locals in their favourite well used seats.
Then went to Africa and ....
Fought with small monkeys who were either stealing my beers or my equipment

....
Fought with big scary baboons in Capetown to retrieve a handbag !
(Not mine ... honest

).......
Made crocodiles leap three foot in the air ....
Walked on beds of crickets on the way to and from the showers....
Avoided encounters with snakes and creepy weird flying things ...
Alighted a steam train at four in the a.m. in the middle of the jungle in a dark jungley place filled with the night noise of scarey jungley animals and insects (all after the train driver hung out the window with a flashlight trying to see where he was for the last couple of miles)

....
And had other such misadventures .
Came home to
Scotland, went to my local bar on my second eve of return and seen all the
same locals in their
same favourite well used seats.
What I call a 'moron bar' K !
"Choose Life !"

Jack